Say What?

A little humor sent to me by a friend  from high school days.  (shhhhh! Our 30th class reunion is this summer.) I thought these were cute.


A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

A place where women curl up and dye.

Someone who is fed up with people.

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Cold Storage.

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

An insect that makes you like flies better.

Grape with a sunburn..

Something you tell to one person at a time.

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

The pain that drives you to extraction.

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

An honest opinion openly expressed.

Something other people have. I have character lines.

Happy Easter Weekend! 🙂


8 Comments Add yours

  1. Cute. And the 30th isn’t so bad;)

  2. Donna in VA says:

    Those are tooooo funny! Thanks for the giggle.

    Hope you survived the raging storms that went through your area last night and things clear up for a beautiful Easter weekend for you!!

  3. Nevadanne says:

    My favorite one is the first one about being an adult. So, so, true! *Ü*

  4. Miss M.J. Ma'am says:

    Sooo funny, I love the skeleton one! Have a fun Easter!

  5. starwoodgal says:

    No worries! The storms were pretty intense for about 30 minutes, but quickly passed through. Most of the really bad stuff was a little south of us.

  6. Today is actually my 35th high school reunion. I’m not going. I just don’t feel like pretending to be happy to see people I couldn’t stand when I was in school. I see all my good friends all through the year, anyway.

    I especially loved the “tomorrow” and “wrinkles” definitions. 🙂

  7. Deb says:

    I have never done the reunion thing. I just can’t imagine seeing those people again. Do tell how your reunion goes.

  8. snuggles says:

    There is a small town about 12 miles from where I live and there is a beauty shop there. The owner named the shop “Curl up and Dye.”

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