Life on the Back Burner
#1: I need less attitude from this dog! (He talks to me when I’m late getting home. Woo Woo!)
#2: I need more pretty pink flowers and apparently, better aim with my camera.
#3. I need the gophers to stop digging in my flower beds. Die you suckers!
#4. I need less slobber and a lot [...]
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!
Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don’t [...]
I was not born with a green thumb. Undoubtedly, I should have been given the fact that my grandfather had one of the biggest yard gardens I’ve every witnessed in my life. But, none of the ladies in my family where big flower people. I love flowers, outside, in summer, in pots where big dog [...]
